Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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