I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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