When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Randomize
