Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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