My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
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