hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Me too!
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
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