I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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