i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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