How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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