You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize
