After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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