their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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