tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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