Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
How does it feel to date your dad?
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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