i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
if i died would you start the facebook group?
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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