Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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