So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
Randomize
