Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
