I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Enjoy the penises
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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