She announced her abortion via fbk
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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