Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
