4 words: hood of his car
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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