Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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