I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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