So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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