How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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