If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I wish there were birth control emojis
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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