you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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