I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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