So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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