put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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