you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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