i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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