If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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