You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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