you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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