Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Randomize
