Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
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