It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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