dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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