His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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