no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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