Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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