Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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