Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
time to smoke my breakfast
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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