David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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