Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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