i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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