New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
i will never coherently bang her
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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