Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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